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Nov. 21st, 2011 06:53 pmYou know, the more I think about it, the more I think those angels were really phoning it in.
"So what's our assignment?"
"We're supposed to bring news of the Christ's birth to the humans."
"Seriously? Are you kidding me? Doesn't the Father realize that there are like, two hundred million of them on Earth by now? This is gonna take months!"
"Well look, there's a hillside, there are some humans. Let's announce the news to them and then go get drunk."
"Sounds good to me. Technically, the humans are informed!"
"So what's our assignment?"
"We're supposed to bring news of the Christ's birth to the humans."
"Seriously? Are you kidding me? Doesn't the Father realize that there are like, two hundred million of them on Earth by now? This is gonna take months!"
"Well look, there's a hillside, there are some humans. Let's announce the news to them and then go get drunk."
"Sounds good to me. Technically, the humans are informed!"
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Date: 2011-11-22 06:18 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-11-22 08:23 am (UTC)(And then you have to wonder if before, maybe God added, "And choose a couple who, you know, aren't inconvenienced by the Son of God and can easily afford to raise him." Who could've foreseen they'd have to travel...)
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Date: 2011-11-23 01:40 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-11-23 09:54 pm (UTC)