How many Claremont Colleges students does it take to change a lightbulb?

[kodalai]

Harvey Mudd: 4. One to design the new and innovative lightbulb-changing machine, one to build a wind tunnel scale model, one to be clinic leader, and one to set up hiring interviews with companies.

Pitzer: 38. One to change the lightbulb, one to stand by to offer the lightbulb trauma support and counseling services if necessary, ten to organize a lightbulb rights awareness leaflet campaign, twenty-five to stage a lightbulb rights protection protest, and one to paint a tragic lightbulb mural on a Pitzer wall.

Scripps: 3. Two to write essays on how the phallic shape of the lightbulb demeans women, and the third to call a Harvey Mudd student to come change it.

Claremont McKenna: 10 to change the bulb, and one student to do a focus study about the kind of people that change light bulbs.

Pomona: 14. 1 to change the lightbulb, 3 to advertise the lightbulb-changing event party, 2 to carry the keg, and 8 for a volleyball game.

Comments

[ayelle.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. I think we had a similar joke about the various Cornell colleges.

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

I think lots of colleges have them, I made up this list from a similar list about English colleges, after all. :)

[ayelle.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well done, then.