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Okay, so it amused the hell out of me that the SoCal weather services consider rain extending over a period of three days to be worthy of a severe weather alert. Well, it might be heavy rain, right? Nope. Just ordinary intermittent rain & drizzle. To the Californians, this is a BIG DEAL. Worse yet, there's NO PREDICTING when the rain will start or stop. You could be out there, innocently cooking on your February barbeque grill, and it might rain at ANY TIME. omgno! STAY TUNED TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL FOR FURTHER UPDATES ON THIS HAZARD!

...actually, it's valid. ^_~ Seeing as the water table is already running high from the rainy winter we've had (rainy by anyone's standards, really; I hear it rained nearly steadily the entire winter break, and 3 of 4 Fridays since I got back have been rainy) even light rain poses the danger of mudslides. But still.

Bored at work? A couple of sites that have made me laugh in the last few days:

"I am a Japanese School Teacher"
-Read this if you are a teacher, considering the JET program, or have any interest at all in Japan. :) Mostly worksafe; some swearing and a lot of discussion of raunchy things, but nothing NC-17; they're schoolkids, after all.

"Superman is a dick."
-Read this if you ever had any interest in american comic books. :) Work-safe, despite the title. Could easily have been renamed "Superman is a jerk" with no loss of meaning.

Date: 2005-02-16 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!

Date: 2005-02-16 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
Yes, that amused the heck out of me, too. :)

Date: 2005-02-17 12:35 am (UTC)

Re: hi-larious

Date: 2005-02-17 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
I think my favorite excerpt from the SiaD thing is the one with Superboy's magical time telescope.

List of more pratical uses Superboy can make of a machine that can see through time:

1. Betting on the outcomes of sporting events.
2. Forseeing natural diasters and catastrophes.
3. Letting Bruce Wayne know that his parents are going to be gunned down in front of his very eyes in a filthy alley, you dick.

Re: hi-larious

Date: 2005-02-17 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diatomacearth.livejournal.com
Yes, that was a laugh-out-loud-er.

"Lemme touch it! It's gotta be big!"

All kinds of wrongness.

Date: 2005-02-23 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibi-faolan.livejournal.com
It hailed, so there. :p

And as a native Midwesterner, waking up to thunder, lightning, and hail scared the bejeebus outta me.

... But reading all that made me laugh. Lots. ^_~

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