I'll make millions!

[kodalai]

Had an idea for a new reality TV show!

"Who Wants to be Adopted?"

Orphans compete on a game show for the chance to be adopted into a wealthy family. Just imagine it! Reasonably attractive orphans! Daunting challenges! One by one they are knocked out and sent back to the orphanages! And a loving home waits at the end of it for one lucky contestant! Who will make it to the end?

*looks around for a producer*

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... you DO know that there's a show called "Who's My Daddy?", right? Where a person who was adopted or whatever tries to figure out who their birth father is?

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

You're so cruel, crushing my dreams like this. ;_;

Besides, it's not exactly the same... there's still lower to go...!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*pets* There may be hope.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* It's scary/funny because it's entirely plausible!

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

And in an unforeseen dramatic twist, two of the contestants are actually siblings!

[thefeifei.livejournal.com]

*distributes mad props*

Unforseen dramatic twist! After the two finalists are allowed to live with the prize family for X amount of time, their real parents are found... and they are forced to choose!

*dun dun dun*

>_

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

Shh, that's not until Season 2!

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

XP Step two, start looking for contacts in the Fox Network.

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

*puts on sunglasses* Look for me next year on Hollywood, baby.

[zalia.livejournal.com]

That is so very wrong.

The producers will be calling you any minute now!

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're right. It's horrible, wrong, perverted, completely disgusting. No moral person could do such a thing, or even condone it.

It'll be wildly popular!

[girl-starfish.livejournal.com]

I think it would be less tacky, but possibly more amusing to have the kids set challenges for possible parents to compete.