nickname meme

If you call me:

Buzz -- You're my alarm clock and it's time to get up.

Benetto-san -- You're Flueckiger-sensei.

Ms. Bennett -- You're Yamashita-sensei, or Professor Olson, or one of my old HS teachers.

Mr. Bennett's Daughter -- You used to work with my dad.

Cat -- You're a high school friend, or my eldest sister.

Catoninetails -- You knew me from the Buffy fandom and I want to stay far away from you.

Katherine -- You're the admissions office, or a professor I don't know.

Kathy -- You're my parents, or my old childhood friend.

Katy -- You knew me in elementary school, and wtf?

Kate -- You knew me in Springside, or are my boss, who misheard me when I introduced myself and was never corrected.

Kay -- I met you this year.

Kei-san -- You're one of the other students in the Japanese section.

Kitty -- You knew me last year, or from class.

Kitty, not my Kitty -- you're Calvin (who is engaged to a girl also named Kitty.)

Ma'am -- You work in a grocery store and obviously need glasses.

Mauri or Mauritius -- You know me from Gaia.

Mikkeneko -- You found my name online somewhere, and I probably ph33r you.

Mikke -- You're one of my online friends and I <3 you, or possibly my next-eldest sister.

Mikke-sama -- You're Sukino. *luffs the pet* Or else trying to get me to write.

Quat or Quatt -- You're TC and you need to die.

Yowl -- You're my sister's cat and you want to be put down.

Pamela -- You have the wrong number, because I have certainly not purchased a car from you in the past two days.