[personal profile] kodalai
If you call me:

Buzz -- You're my alarm clock and it's time to get up.

Benetto-san -- You're Flueckiger-sensei.

Ms. Bennett -- You're Yamashita-sensei, or Professor Olson, or one of my old HS teachers.

Mr. Bennett's Daughter -- You used to work with my dad.

Cat -- You're a high school friend, or my eldest sister.

Catoninetails -- You knew me from the Buffy fandom and I want to stay far away from you.

Katherine -- You're the admissions office, or a professor I don't know.

Kathy -- You're my parents, or my old childhood friend.

Katy -- You knew me in elementary school, and wtf?

Kate -- You knew me in Springside, or are my boss, who misheard me when I introduced myself and was never corrected.

Kay -- I met you this year.

Kei-san -- You're one of the other students in the Japanese section.

Kitty -- You knew me last year, or from class.

Kitty, not my Kitty -- you're Calvin (who is engaged to a girl also named Kitty.)

Ma'am -- You work in a grocery store and obviously need glasses.

Mauri or Mauritius -- You know me from Gaia.

Mikkeneko -- You found my name online somewhere, and I probably ph33r you.

Mikke -- You're one of my online friends and I <3 you, or possibly my next-eldest sister.

Mikke-sama -- You're Sukino. *luffs the pet* Or else trying to get me to write.

Quat or Quatt -- You're TC and you need to die.

Yowl -- You're my sister's cat and you want to be put down.

Pamela -- You have the wrong number, because I have certainly not purchased a car from you in the past two days.

Date: 2004-03-13 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharona1x2.livejournal.com
Yowl -- You're my sister's cat and you want to be put down.

Suicidal cat? *snerk*

Date: 2004-03-13 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oysterverse.livejournal.com
The only language he speaks is whine.

Date: 2004-03-13 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
Put down as in not dangled upside down in the air any more. *grin*

Date: 2004-03-13 08:51 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
As those Kei-sans go rolling along.

GWB

Date: 2004-03-13 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oysterverse.livejournal.com
These are, hands down, the funniest nicks I've seen for this meme so far.

Date: 2004-03-14 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] titlecharacter.livejournal.com
"Quat or Quatt -- You're TC and you need to die."

I totally haven't done that since the first half of senior year of high school. And besides, Danfish kept up on it for a long time after that. (And anyway, there wasn't any u, just Qatt. Look, it was high school, okay? I consider that a pretty solid all-around defense.)

Date: 2004-03-14 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
Your defense is merited. Just don't do it again. :p

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