It's not fair! He's prettier than me!

[kodalai]

This morning I woke up (more or less) thinking I was Frodo. For some reason, all four hobbits were going to Mordor to defeat Sauron (who was, oddly enough, female. But still disembodied.) Then my head cleared a little bit, and I thought that I was playing Frodo in the movie. I felt very confused and resentful as to why they had picked Elijah Wood over me. It was a few minutes before I realized "Oh wait... I'm not a famous actor... and I'm female."