Hot puppy dog joke

As part of the English langauge newsletter I do for my kids, I often include an english-language joke. (Anybody know any good ones?) As part of my routine searching, I found this political joke at the expense of Bill Clinton:



( So Bill Clinton is out for a walk in the park... )

Which inspired me to write this counter-joke:



President Clinton was out for a walk in the city, and he started to get hungry. Seeing a hot dog vendor by the side of the road, he stopped there for a bite. He asks the guy, "Before I buy, I have to know... Are these Republican hot dogs, or Democrat hot dogs?"


The vendor replies, "They're Democrat hot dogs, of course, Mr. President."


Bill is so pleased that he buys one with everything, and not only that, but he tells all his aides at the White House about the great hot dog vendor.


The next day, Bill is out for a walk with his wife, and they decide to get some lunch. Bill leads Hillary over to the hot dog vendor and says "Here's the guy who sells the Democratic hot dogs."


The vendor replies "I'm sorry, Mr. President, but that was yesterday. They're Republican hot dogs today."


Bill is astounded. "But why?" he said. "You said they were Democratic hot dogs!"


"Yes," the vendor says with a smile. “But that was before I sold out.”