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foul language
May. 2nd, 2005 11:31 amAuthor's note: In order to get the proper flavor of the following rant, the management suggests the following adjustments be made: Insert the phrase "fucking" as either an adverb or an adjective, depending, in front of every verb or noun (i.e, "fucking suck" or "fucking questions.") It may also behoove you to mentally add several exclamation points (i.e, !!!) at every punctuation point, and the phrase "what the fuck" or "fucking shit" at every full stop.
Got that? Okay, now continue.
I hate Japanese. Why? Because I suck at it, that's why. I stayed up until 4 AM last night, the previous night, and the night before, studying, and it didn't do me one bit of good. I sat down at the exam today with absolutely no more understanding of the questions than I would have if I'd sat on my thumbs all that time. Even if I could identify and understand each of the individual words and structures, I was still unable to string them together them in any kind of coherant sequence that didn't come out sounding something like "Cold weather at social prohibitions towards daily habits regarding women whether or not take care." (Me: Buzah?)
I especially hate tests like this because I'm slow. I'm very slow. I stayed in the test for twenty-five minutes past the end of the period and I still couldn't answer all the questions. If I had been less of a idiot, I would have ignored one half of the questions we were given and concentrated on coming up with less than gibberish answers for the other half, but as it is I was unable to give more than half-assed guesses at either of them. If I'd had another hour to work on them, I might have been able to come up with something less than complete and total shit, but as it is, we'll never know.
I wasn't doing too well in this class to begin with, and there just went my final grade.
I hate this language. I hate this language. I hate this class.
I hate myself.
[edit] The final exam continues tomorrow, during which I am sure I will suck just as much, because I cannot for the life of me envision any method of study I could employ that would do me one bit of good.
Got that? Okay, now continue.
I hate Japanese. Why? Because I suck at it, that's why. I stayed up until 4 AM last night, the previous night, and the night before, studying, and it didn't do me one bit of good. I sat down at the exam today with absolutely no more understanding of the questions than I would have if I'd sat on my thumbs all that time. Even if I could identify and understand each of the individual words and structures, I was still unable to string them together them in any kind of coherant sequence that didn't come out sounding something like "Cold weather at social prohibitions towards daily habits regarding women whether or not take care." (Me: Buzah?)
I especially hate tests like this because I'm slow. I'm very slow. I stayed in the test for twenty-five minutes past the end of the period and I still couldn't answer all the questions. If I had been less of a idiot, I would have ignored one half of the questions we were given and concentrated on coming up with less than gibberish answers for the other half, but as it is I was unable to give more than half-assed guesses at either of them. If I'd had another hour to work on them, I might have been able to come up with something less than complete and total shit, but as it is, we'll never know.
I wasn't doing too well in this class to begin with, and there just went my final grade.
I hate this language. I hate this language. I hate this class.
I hate myself.
[edit] The final exam continues tomorrow, during which I am sure I will suck just as much, because I cannot for the life of me envision any method of study I could employ that would do me one bit of good.
