Why there aren't more accidents, I don't know.

Stupid student drivers! Gonna get in a *)@#ing accident because he can't wait three *)@#ing seconds for me to get to the intersection in front of him! No, he has to pull into the other lane -- straight into the path of the oncoming traffic -- and accelerate madly towards the oncoming car just so he can *)@#ing get ahead of me!

Stupid student pedestrians! The middle of a crosswalk in a busy intersection is not the place to stop and have a conversation with your *)@#ing buddy! Especially in light of aforementioned *)@#ing stupid student drivers, who show every willingness to just drive on through anyway!

Stupid student bikers! Taking up the road space like they own it! You're just asking to get mowed flat the way you pull out in front of oncoming cars. (I really should stop doing that!)